shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

vonossa:

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

genuscapra:

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

vagabond-named-veli:

minusthelove:

youngblackandvegan:

It’s
“I love black women because they got the fattest asses”
And
“I love black women because no matter how bad we treat them, they still hold us down”
And I’m like
Who taught you what love is? Because that ain’t love
That’s lust and abuse

This needs to be blasted in room

LOUDER ! THEY CANT HEAR YOU !

matvrity:

r4dicl:

franship:

me checking my bank account:

you can actually earn cash from this website from just answering some questions! i’ve been using this site for a few weeks already and usually make around $50 a day (the amount you earn depends on how many you fill out). just make sure you verify your email and you can choose if you want to get paid through amazon gift cards or by paypal!

Guys!! i actually got paid from them! i started doing this a few days ago and i was sketched out but it’s legit. i just open up the website and fill out their questions while i’m on tumblr!

edenbarton:

g-yro:

hmu (hit me up)

hmu inside (cant hit up)

monsterkissed:

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

kingdomheartsddd:

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who fucks everything up

My time to shine